*Slytherin and Hufflepuff texting because they are are 1500 miles apart* Slytherin: I'm hungry but there's no food. What do I do? Hufflepuff: There's only one thing to do really. Slytherin: If you tell me to go to sleep I swear to God I'll buy a plane ticket over there just to slap you. Hufflepuff: Go to sleep. Hufflepuff: I miss you
